Top 10... by Spooky42

I was at work pouring hot beverages, listening to Simon and Garfunkel when an idea struck me. I thought it would be an absolutely smashing idea to burn the place down. When I realized this would take way too much time and effort I came up with the little list below.....It's dedicated to all my #x-files buddies. You know who you are....and you know who I am too right? Uh.....right?

Top 10 Reasons You Know You've Been On IRC Too Long

• 10. When you have conversations with friends, your fingers type out what you say as you say it.
• 9. You wake up in the middle of the night screaming, after dreaming of the horrid Lag Monster.
• 8. When there is a lull in classroom activity you immediately change schools.
• 7. When someone calls you by name you correct them by saying: "No, my name is (insert your nickname here).
• 6. When someone tells a joke instead of laughing you simply say: "LOL".
• 5. Your parents just smile and nod as you babble incoherently about how netsplits are yet another attempt of the Establishment to keep you down.
• 4. You are convinced all you truly need to rule the world is a reliable server.
• 3. All you really want for Christmas is a butt cushion.
• 2. You have the sideways happy smiley face and sad frowny face tattooed on your forehead.
• 1. You spk in a scrt code of abrevs.

OK there it is. Now I have to go back to work and serve convelescants. My life is a never ending well of joy.

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